2019 Kia Forte: Affordable, Agile, Smart, Safe – Perfect for all budgets!
The 2019 Kia Forte is one those gemlike combinations of low price, good fuel economy, lotsa standard features and overall…
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Author: Sam Gomez
2019 Ford Edge: A Midsize SUV that is right in the middle, just about right
A car is supposed to WOW you like your first and last boyfriend did while leaving an impression that cannot be…
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2019 Mercedes Benz C300 Coupe: Karen Walker would be in awwww!
Okay, before you break out the Funyuns and get everything all greased up for the lightning-round piñata party, know ahead…
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2019 Lexus LX 570: It’s the size of Texas and TBRU with all the Luxury and more
Once again, Texas Bear Round-Up, or TBRU, in Dallas was a Hugh Jass success, with well over 1,400 bears from…
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2019 Honda Insight Hybrid: Your ‘Bobs’ will be singing
48 miles per gallon on average. Standard advanced safety features, as fully listed on the Edmunds.com website, include adaptive cruise control, forward…
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Motoring Monday: 2019 Volkswagen Jetta – Smarter than the average bear
Being a bear in today’s world is tough. Tech jobs don’t pay what they used to pay. Rents are ridiculous…
Read More2019 Nissan Armada: Your G.I. Joe tank has finally come to life
You can now finally admit that you did more than play combat with the accessories that came with the G.I….
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2019 Nissan Kicks: A kick in the arse without emptying your wallet
Picture it… any bear weekend in the 21stCentury. You need a new car because your ‘friend’ just totaled your beat-up old…
Read MoreGoing to TBRU? Get drunk and stay a half block away at The Daisy Polk Inn in Dallas, TX
If you are going to Texas Bear Round Up in Dallas, Texas, next month and plan on getting incredibly wasted…
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Motoring Monday: 2019 Lexus ES 350 Ultra Luxury – You want this car!
Over the years, I have truly come to like and appreciate the Lexus ES 350, the midrange, midsized luxury sedan…
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Motoring Monday: 2019 Ram 1500 Longhorn Crew Cab 4×4 – If you’re into big, butch and roomy…
What’s not to like about one of the butchest and sweetest trucks on the road? This truck is under consider…
Read MoreAll-New 2019 Subaru Ascent: The biggest Subaru to date (since the Tribeca)
Subaru has built its reputation on generations of vehicles that are tough and spunky and are not afraid to boldly…
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Motoring Monday: 2019 GMC Terrain AWD Denali is finally getting some respect
Never heard of the GMC Terrain, much less how it lives in Denali? You are not alone. There’s not much advertising…
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2019 Subaru Forester: Built tough for lesbians, great for bears too
Let’s just put it out there: lesbians know all about cars and what it means to be butch! For centuries,…
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United Airlines pilot arrested for standing naked in his hotel room window
Well, bears, this is what it has come to in Trump’s America: If you pay for your hotel room and…
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2019 Toyota Corolla: Truly a Cub-to-Bear Classic for all (your) ages
If you really are one of those practical bears and the one place you need to show it (especially for…
Read More2019 Ford Mustang Bullitt: You didn’t get one for Christmas?
A top speed of 163 miles per hour and a starting price of $47,590, according to the Kelley Blue Book… Surely,…
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2018 VW Golf R 2.0T w/ DCC & Navigation: Well, I had fun!
Honestly, there are days when I long for simplicity in car names, like when a car was just a Ford…
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2018 VW Jetta: An affordable, good, flexible car
Starting at $18,645 US (to my old Daddy Bear bones, that still sounds like a fortune), the 2018 Volkswagen Jetta…
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2018 Lexus LS 500 F Sport: Wow, Wow, Wowie
When fast meets luxury in the form of a car, it doesn’t get any better than this! The LS 500…
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