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Watch The Men Of Team USA Striptease While Reciting Gold-Medal Pick-Up Lines

Are you ready to fall in love with the dudes of Team USA?

In a tongue-in-cheek video for Cosmopolitan, several athletes heading to Pyeongchang for the Winter Games recite pick-up lines and give us a little peek at their well-toned bodies.

If anyone else attempted these cheesy puns, they’d fail miserably. But there’s something about the all-American smolder (and abs) of these men that really sells it. Like out Olympian Gus Kenworthy, who deadpans, “I wanted the gold medal in Sochi, but I settled for silver because I want to make sure you come first.”

Alpine skier Travis Ganong had a little trouble getting out of his bodysuit, but still offered to put the “O” in our Olympic experience. Speedskater Joey Mantia said something, too, but we’re not sure what—we got a little distracted as he dropped his pants.

Watch the whole thing below.

 

 

H/T NewNowNext

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