Stan’s Top Here TV Halloween Choices!
Hi everyone! Stan the Mechanic here! Things are awfully busy at the workshop as we prepare to celebrate my big opening; or is it grand opening? Screw it! Lets just say my opening is BIG and GRAND!! That’s right kiddies Stan the Mechanic premieres on Here TV just in time for Halloween this year.
In the meantime, in order to get you in the spooky spirit, I wanted to recommend a few titles from the Here TV horror vault for you.
Bite Marks
A gay couple traveling cross country hitch a ride with a sexually confused trucker on his way to deliver a shipment of coffins. Unbeknownst to them there are also five murderous vampires on board.
The Raven (REMASTERED)
A lavish masquerade party in a creepy mansion takes a terrifying turn when a masked killer crashes the party. As the guests get picked off one by one, old grudges and new suspicions threaten everyone’s survival. Based on the work of Edgar Allen Poe and directed by David DeCoteau this one is not to be missed.
A Closer Walk with Thee
This is the story of a Jordan, a young Christian missionary who gets caught watching hunky Pastor Eli in the shower. Naturally, he is shunned by his religious peers until its suggested that a demonic possession is the cause of Jordan’s urges. This one is a well-acted slow burn that builds to an insane but gratifying final act.
Rift
When Gunnar receives a distraught call from his ex, he drives up to a secluded cabin to see him and discovers more than he imagined. Someone seems to be lurking outside…
Hush Up Sweet Charlotte
This drag parody of the genre classic Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte delivers laughs along with screams. With stand out performances from Varla Jean Merman and Mink Stole keep, your eyes peeled for cameos from drag legends Raja and Heklina.
These titles should have you nice and warmed up until the workshop opens. Enjoy the rest of spooky season friends. Stay safe and healthy and I’ll see you at the workshop real soon!
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