10 Ways to Know You’re a Bear
Despite the fact that Bears come in all colors, shapes, sizes and types, it’s no secret that many of us share a set of commonly distinctive “Bear” traits! This isn’t anything to be ashamed of — carry your Bearness with pride!
Here are 10 ways to know that you are a Bear. Let’s see how many are true for you!
You have a Bear Paw arm or back tattoo.
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You constantly turn everything into a sexual innuendo, double entendre or fisting joke.
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You own that one Bike jockstrap that every Bear has.
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You watch rugby and American football to look at the THICC legs and butts.
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You’re always looking for a “workout buddy”.
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You say “WOOF” a lot — When greeting, showing approval, having sex, etc.
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Making out is a suitable way to greet your friends or someone you just met.
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“Mean Girls” and “Clueless” are on your Top Films of All Time list.
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You’ve uttered the words “Your dad is hot” before.
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You have that one harness that goes with every pair of jeans.
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Share our list, tag us and tell us which of these best describes you and your sleuth!
Though I predicted the Age of Bears in the 80s, I myself, am a Wolf.
I checked none of the boxes to determine being a Bear,
What a crock of shit – this garbage is exactly the opposite of why we started bear bars
Fun article!
1: Planning on getting one even though so many are saying they’re cliche,
2: Yep
3: Does it count if it it’s my husband’s?
4: If I knew where to find the matches.
5: True
6: Bears don’t say “woof”. I try to catch myself and say “grrr” instead. Ha!
7: If they initiate it.
8: I’d watch them again. …quote them once in a while.
9: Done
10: Three of them and lend them out to get buddies to join me to go out.