What you should know about your Bear Valentine based on their zodiac
Valentine’s Day is getting closer, and many of you may have your eyes set on a particular Bear!
Maybe you’re after a hungry Taurus and you wanna know how to fill their stomach and their heart. Maybe you wanna seduce a sexy Scorpio and you want to know how to impress them in bed. Whatever the case, Mr. Key West Bear 2019/2020 and avid astrologer, Pepa Mahogany, is here to tell you everything you need to know about each sign for Valentine’s Day!
The Energetic Bear — Aries ♈️ (March 21 – April 19)
Got your sights on an Aries? Well, first grab a glass of water because you’ll need to be well-hydrated before messing with one of the most energetic signs of the zodiac! This bear is always on 10 — impulsive, adventurous, LOUD and competitive! And If Aries has their sights on you, prepare to be hunted like prey in the woods, because they love a good chase! Sex and relationships with them are exactly how they live — fast, furious and ‘balls to wall’! (I told you you’re gonna need that water!) If you can get over their dramatic toddler tantrums and mood swings, they’re ones to keep in your corner. No one hypes you up like an Aries!
The Hungry Bear — Taurus ♉️ (April 20 – May 20)
When this Bear isn’t thinking about money, the money owed to them, or shady comebacks to arguments that haven’t happened yet, these stubborn signs are thinking about food! This Bear will consider going on a date with you (even if they’re not fully into you) for the free meal. And they will probably suggest that you go to their favorite restaurant. But if Taurus likes you, they’ll shower you with all the love and romance you need and desire. This is a slow and steady sign that loves to enjoy the finer things in life. Wanna Netflix and chill? Well, this is your Bear! Not only do they make great cuddle partners, but they have the stamina to last through that two and half hour movie before getting ice cream and going at it again! So, add sprinkles on top and enjoy!
The Multitasking Bear — Gemini ♊️ (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini Bears have their paws in many pots of honey, so this may be why they get the reputation for being the flirts and heartbreakers of the zodiac. This flexible air sign can casually text six horny Bears across several apps while sipping on an iced coffee and jamming to Dua Lipa at work in between answering phone calls and sending emails — all without missing a beat! They thrive on constant mental stimulation, so if you can’t keep up you better be damn good with your tongue. These Bears love to be orally thrilled! This “down for whatever” sign is one of the few that will happily make your freaky requests come true. So, enjoy the adventure — life will never be boring with Gemini next to you!
The Emotional Bear — Cancer ♋️ (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer Bears are usually always pissed off about something, whether it be something that happened 10 minutes ago or 10 years ago. They’re moody and have LOTS of feelings behind that hard exterior. That’s right, underneath that thick shell is a big, sweet softie! If you want to connect with this sign, then you may need to make the first move. These crabs can sometimes be shy, and won’t always shoot their shot first. But once the gate is open, prepare for a waterfall of PDA and emotions — no one will ever love you quite like a Cancer! Also, this sensitive Bear loves to please under the sheets, and they tend to be quite talented with their tongues. Tell them what you want and Cancer will deliver!
The Attention Bear — Leo ♌️ (July 23 – August 22)
Remember how Tinker Bell would die if she didn’t get enough attention? Well, that’s Leo — the ever-optimistic attention whore of the zodiac. But don’t get it twisted, they give as much attention as they require! These Bears love romance, a good romp in the sack, and they absolutely love to entertain. Everyone should have at least one Leo with them at all times just in case the internet goes down! They’ll always find a way to put a smile on your face, whether it’s by telling a funny joke or exploring new territory in the bedroom. So don’t be shy when telling them what you want. Leo loves to perform, and they will definitely have you coming back for more. Just make sure you tell them they’re the best!
The Kinky Bear — Virgo ♍️ (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo Bears are low-key kinksters, so don’t be fooled by that mild-mannered demeanor! When they’re not being bossy and super critical of everything, they’re thinking about all the ways they can make you orgasm. Underneath that “virgin” facade is a beast waiting to be let out! If you’re lucky enough to get them under the covers (they’re very picky), prepare to discover toys, restraints, whips, swings, whipped cream — you name it! It’s all on the table with a Virgo. And don’t worry — if you’re not sure if what you’re doing is right, Virgo will let you know what you’re doing wrong and teach you the correct way to do it!
The Diplomatic/Indecisive Bear — Libra ♎️ (September 23 – October 22)
Libras are all about balance and keeping the peace. However, they’re not always actually able to make a decision. You may need to have lots of patience, because these Bears won’t always be able to make up their damn minds! However, when you do get their attention and focus, they will love being hella naughty with you. Libras will entertain all your wildest fantasies — as long as you decide what’s for dinner. Seems like a fair trade to me!
The Seductive Bear — Scorpio ♏️ (October 23 – November 21)
Nothing says “My parents fucked on Valentine’s Day” quite like a Scorpio! This Bear loves to seduce and show how well they can put it down in the bedroom. If you’re on the receiving end of a Scorpio’s affections, be prepared to be blown away! They aim to please as long as you always keep it real with them. This Bear will always know if you’re lying, and they love plotting revenge. I don’t care how kinky you are, you won’t want a Scorpio’s stinger in your back! However, even though they expect transparency from you, don’t always expect to know everything that’s on a Scorpio’s mind. Some things will remain a mystery; They will only let you know what they think you need to know. You won’t always know what’s coming to you, and Scorpio likes it that way. You just may find that you like it that way as well.
The Adventurous Bear — Sagittarius ♐️ (November 22 – December 21)
This fun-loving Bear loves to roam and explore, so fasten your seat belt! You’re in for a ride with this sign. Sagittarius is very sexually adventurous. Whether it’s licking chocolate off your body parts, or getting you off in the dressing room at the mall, they’re up for it. Don’t be afraid to tell this Bear your fantasies because chances are they’ve either already done it or it was on the list of things to do. However, if you’re looking for something long-term, make sure those terms are clearly defined — because this Bear is always looking for the next honey pot. One of Beyoncé‘s best albums happened because of a Sagittarius… “Alexa, play Lemonade!”️
The Driven Bear — Capricorn ♑️ (December 22 – January 19)
Wanna snag a Capricorn Bear? Well, first you’ll have to get them to take a moment from working so damn hard. Money and success is what drives them and, despite that god-complex and know-it-all attitude of theirs, they can be incredibly shy — even in the bedroom! But, fear not! These Bears pay very close attention when given verbal directions and will totally rock your world. Give them very clear instructions — tell them what to do with that smart mouth of theirs. Trust me, your Capricorn won’t forget it, and will not hesitate to clear out the schedule for you!
The Unconventional Bear — Aquarius ♒️ (January 20 – February 18)
First of all, know this: With an Aquarian Bear, things are going to get weird! Aquarians have one foot on Earth and the other on Ur-anus. They always think outside the box, and that’s what makes them fun! Sex and love with this air sign will always be creative and unique! Bonus tip: Remember that this is one opinionated Bear, and if you want to see fireworks, ask a drunk Aquarius what they think about any controversial or political topic. Then, just sit back and enjoy the show. They can’t help themselves!
The Big-Hearted Bear — Pisces ♓️ (February 19 – March 20)
If you’re an asshole and completely emotionally unavailable, then a Pisces Bear will love you. They catch feelings quickly, and love a good “I’m going to save/fix you” project. Their gentle hearts are always on the lookout for love — they want to be free to enjoy their biggest dreams and fantasies with their charming Bear in the sunset. Pisces is one of the few signs you can tell all your kinks to without feeling judged because they love to please; Sex with them will be amazing! This Bear is intuitive and knows what you need before you even say it. If you can snag this fishy Bear for the long haul, make sure you show them how much you appreciate them and they’ll shower you with affection forever!
This article was written by Mr. Key West Bear 2019/2020, Pepa Mahogany. Follow Pepa on Facebook and Instagram.
