BIG BOYS, BAD DECISIONS: The Onesie Party Where the Holidays Get Hot
Urban Bear Brings the Chaos to NYC with “Bears in Onesies 2”
Get ready to ditch the stuffy suits and trade in your holiday anxiety for sheer, unadulterated chaos. On Sunday, December 14th, the Urban Bear community is throwing its annual holiday bash, and this year’s theme Bears in Onesies 2 promises a potent mix of tight fleece, festive drinks, and the kind of bad decisions that make for great stories later.
The invitation is clear: think thick thighs, tight onesies, holiday heat, and full festive chaos.
Hosted at The Brass Monkey in NYC’s Meatpacking District, this is the event where the “Nice” list is completely forgotten. Attendees are encouraged to show up as their raunchiest alter-ego: Bad Santas, Raunchy Reindeer, Horny Elves, and Gingerbread Himbos expect more flannel, fur, and bulges than you can handle.
“Show up, show out, show everything that jingles.”
High Heat, Hot Beats, and Holiday Cheer
What’s a bear party without a little friendly competition? The highlight of the evening is the $500 CASH PRIZE FOR BEST ONESIE. Whether you go for festive-kitsch or full-out furry-fetish, your creativity could pay off.
The party runs from 3–10 PM and will be soundtracked by DJ NOBL3 B3AR. Plus, you can lubricate those holiday inhibitions with special holiday drink specials and immortalize the fun with Dirty Santa Photo Ops. This is a safe space for bears, chubs, chasers & cubs to mingle, dance, and celebrate the season.
A Cause Worth Celebrating
While the vibe is all playful debauchery, the event also carries a meaningful mission. A portion of the proceeds from the party will benefit the New York Transgender Advocacy Group, ensuring that the community comes together to support a vital cause.
Tickets are $20 in advance but jump to $40 at the door. Given the sheer popularity of this event—last year’s party sold out—don’t wait until the last minute. Grab your tickets now and prepare for an epic Sunday funday.
The Details:
- What: URBAN BEAR Annual Holiday Party: Bears in Onesies 2
- When: Sun, Dec 14 • 3–10PM
- Where: The Brass Monkey — 55 Little W 12th St, NYC
- Tickets: $20 advance / $40 door at THE URBAN BEAR
